What is a good comeback for when someone calls you flat?

“Did u think abt me all night to figure that out?”

“I don’t plan on sleeping with u, so mind ur own business”

“Thank god, im not ur ideal type, that wud be much worse” [unisex]

Are there any penalties for bestiality in the USA and laws prohibiting it?

“WHy? U tryna get urself raped with those things on ur chest?”

“At least they’re not as huge as yours. Yours r sagging.” [works on boys af]

I was thinking of this, bc its mostly boys who say such mean things. Ik it hurts even when we know, we shouldn’t care. I usually wear baggy clothes and i’m a bit thin for an athlete. So ppl usually think my cherries r small, wen they r actually medium for my body size. Coming back to this:

What happens if a parent refuses to let their child be transgender? What happens if the parent tries their hardest not to allow their child to be trans, like flushing every bottle of their trans child's HRT down the toilet?

Anyways, girl, ik u can be pretty insecure cuz im a “idgaf” but it still hurts wen guys tell me that. So please stay strong and dw. Its okay, bc sexualising urself jus for others who don’t gv a DAMN abt u is WAY MORE WORSE than eating dung. Remember ur the only person in the world, who can love u, through n through wen no-one’s around. Seems like an easy thing to say but a hard thing to do, so don’t overstep ur boundaries bbgg<3

“I don’t remember sleeping with u??”

“Got urs transplanted??” [unisex]

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“I don’t plan on rubbing my tits on ur pussy, lmfao” [for girls]

“Why do u care sm if i got big boobs or not?”

-mwahh

What is unattractive about a nice guy? Why do some women don’t choose nice guys?

“Man, i think ur dick’s short, pretty much of a dissapointment, don’t u think?”